Campers told to lock up food and drink after feral pig goes on bender in Western Australia and ends up in altercation with cow - The Guardian

Syria welcomes Russian chemical arms arsenal proposal - Reuters

Dutch media set up their own website for whistleblowers - DutchNews.nl

My Bloody Valentine announce North American tour - Pitchfork

NASA’s black-hole-hunter catches its first 10 supermassive black holes - Science Daily

Blind Iowa man doesn’t see the big deal about being issued a gun permit - Gothamist

Yale in uproar over missing campus squirrels - Gawker

Meat inspector: “We are no longer in charge of safety” - Salon

H.P. Lovecraft’s original sketch of “Elder Things” is precious - ANIMAL

“Heimdall can’t be black!” 14 casting decisions that sparked outrage - AV Club

Showman car salesman Cal Worthington dies at 92 - LA Times

The smaller the better: Size of a man’s testicles is linked to his parenting skills - The Independent

A journalist-agitator facing prison over a link - New York Times

Homes for the taking: How a small debt becomes a big problem - Washington Post

DMX took his bare peen for a run through the hallway of a hotel in Detroit - Dlisted

Mammograms before 50 could save lives, researchers say - ABC News

Apple sued for false advertising after dividing up the final 16 episodes of Breaking Bad into two seasons on iTunes - TUAW

The combination of a gun and a surprise gone wrong left a beloved 18-year-old track star dead - CNN

Drug cocktail that protects monkeys from deadly virus may aid humans - New York Times

A tailgate decal suggesting that a woman is bound and tied in the back of a truck is raising some eyebrows in Waco, Texas - Arbroath

Researchers fabricate new camouflage coating from squid protein - Phys.org
 
Below, Peter Sellers performs “A Hard Day’s Night” by The Beatles, in the style of Laurence Olivier’s interpretation of Richard III:

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