Olympic athletes will be “held accountable” for gaying it up, says Russian sports minister - ANIMAL

“Get off my lawn!” Connecticut shock rocker Rob Zombie hates skaters and the children - CT Boom h/t WFMU

Caribbean has lost 80% of its coral reef cover in recent years - Guardian

Dark and Cinematic: Photos by Elmo Tide - The World’s Best Ever

‘Evolution will punish you if you’re selfish and mean’ - Michigan State University

The story behind the classic game, Oregon Trail - Mental Floss

Parks and Rec will be just fine without Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe - FlavorWire

Moroccans outraged by a royal pardon for a Spanish paedophile serving a 30-year sentence for raping 11 children in the North African kingdom are planning a protest in Rabat on Friday - Reuters

Oxygen Brought Earliest Carnivores to Life: New research suggests reconciliation between two competing theories about the prehistoric origins of carnivores - Scientific American

There was once a RONNIE JAMES DIO video game for Nintendo called Holy Diver - Cherrybombed

How a convicted murderer prepares for a job interview - Long Reads

Climate change occurring ten times faster than at any time in past 65 million years - Science Daily

Kids’ Jeopardy! ended with the most heartbreaking wrong answer ever - DeadSpin

Harvard creates brain-to-brain interface, allows humans to control other animals with thoughts alone - Extreme Tech

Is Tumblr Shrinking? Yahoo bought Tumblr because Tumblr has millions of young users. But are they sticking around? - BuzzFeed

Charged With the Crime of Filming a Slaughterhouse: So-called “Ag-Gag” laws reveal the lengths to which the agriculture industry will go to keep their business practices secret - The Nation

Netflix now allows multiple queues on an account - Vulture

We Think He Might Be a Boy: Raising a transgender child - Friends Journal

Falling dentures thwarted bride-to-be’s plan to pass drugs to jailed groom with a kiss - Arbroath

Ultra-Orthodox protesters shatter bus windows after female passenger refuses to sit in back - Haaretz.com

Children, 7 and 10, faced “lifetime gag” in fracking settlement - Boing Boing

“Police threatened to arrest me for taking their photo last night” - The Stranger

Ariel Castro’s outrageous testimony must be seen to be believed - Jezebel

UPDATE: Via Rob Zombie’s Facebook page: “It seems nuts to even have to address this but I guess I will. Some really crazy articles have popped up making claims about “hating skaters” and “hating children” . None of this is true and it makes me sick that someone would print such lies.

There is a simple matter going on in which we are trying to find a solution that will make EVERYBODY happy. Unfortunately someone decided to turn it into a whole ugly event. What a bummer.”

Below, a moose running along I-95. Excitement ensues…