Glitch causes United to sell tickets for as little as $2.50 - LA Times
Baby elephant rejected by mom wept inconsolably - MSN
Dozens dead in fire at Russian psychiatric hospital - Reuters
Inner ear dysfunction linked to hyperactivity - Scientific American
Jimi Hendrix Movie Premieres in Toronto: All Is By My Side covers one year in the guitarist’s life - Rolling Stone
Man using cluster balloons takes off from Maine and lands in Newfoundland - AP
Amoebas farm bacteria and carry guards to protect their crops in the wild - Phys.org
Does the Dog Die is a website dedicated to ranking movies based on whether or not the dog gets snuffed - io9
The gulf between the richest 1 percent and the rest of America is the widest it’s been since the Roaring ‘20s - CNBC
The Scottish government has said it wants the country’s towns and cities to be free of emissions from petrol and diesel vehicles by 2050 - BBC News
Bad Religion to put the “punk” back in the holidays with Christmas Songs album - Slicing Up Eyeballs
John Cleese’s philosophy of creativity: Creating oases for childlike play - Open Culture
Swedish man arrested for sticking his dick in a mail slot - Death and Taxes
Transgender teen drama in the works at the CW - Vulture
Brooklyn’s newest made-up job title is “Book Therapist” ($30 Per Hour) - Gawker
Orangutans plan their trips like humans, tell others their future travel routes - IB Times
Below, The Delta 72 live in Philadelphia, 1996 (complete set):