Keith Richards want his daughters to snort his ashes: ‘I’ll give them a straw’: Rolling Stones guitarist previously claimed that he snorted his own father. (NME)

Farmer urinating in a field is left in agony after a snake bites him on the penis: Ouch! Don’t you just hate it when that happens? (Daily Mail)

Bernie Sanders ‘stunned’ by his rapid rising in the polls: Asked by Wolf Blitzer “Could you really see yourself being president?” Sanders replied, “Increasingly, yes.” (Politico)

Bernie Sanders stood up for gay soldiers — 16 years before “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” ended: Presidential hopeful Sen. Bernie Sanders has been ahead of his time on many issues — but that’s particularly true for gay rights, which he’s been fairly liberal on for decades. (Vox)

Dolphins often seem to want to befriend us - do they know something we don’t? Why, despite our frequent cruelty to them, do dolphins seem to actively seek out encounters with humans? Are they trying to tell us something? Do they think we have something in common? (The Independent)

Donald Trump On Bobby Jindal’s Attacks: Who? Bobby Jindal. You’d have an easier time finding an honest man than someone who actually thinks Bobby fucking Jindal should be President. The man is an idiot and an inconsequential idiot at that. (Talking Points Memo)

Could a coup really happen in the United States?: 43% of Republicans could imagine supporting a military coup in the United States! I mean, hey, if it’s what’s best for the country… (YouGov)

Landlordism, The Threat Coming by Land: For all the alarm about the “rise of the robots,” or “software eating the world” or the peril of climate change, one of the most pressing economic dangers of the future is getting short shrift: Landlords are eating the world. (Bloomberg)

Reporter Claims He Was Fired for Asking Louisiana Senator David Vitter About His History With Prostitutes: The “Diaper Man” is running for Governor. Before you laugh, Bobby Jindal set the bar pretty low. (Gawker)

The Republican Plot to Destroy an International Climate Agreement: The Republican Party versus nearly the entire world. Some men just want to see the world burn. (New York)

Calls mount for changes to Democrat’s debate process: In a major victory for underdog Democratic presidential candidates Martin O’Malley and Bernie Sanders, two top officials with the Democratic National Committee publicly broke with the party Wednesday night, calling for changes to the debate process that the candidates have advocated. (MSNBC)

To the Queen’s credit, she’s worked her way up – there was a time when she was just a lowly princess: Have we ever gushed so much over someone who has achieved so little? (The Independent)

Kurt Vile’s latest “Life Like This.” Directed by Adam Avilla.