This slurred monologue was left on the wrong voicemail. Hilarity ensues!

Apparently the “Ryan” this message was directed at wears “tiny clothes” and likes having long conversations about yo-yos. (Don’t we all?)

The details are priceless. Apparently “Ryan” also had to “leave urgently” that night for some reason. I wonder why that was…
 

 
Below, “Ryan” listens to the message:

 
Via reddit