A screenshot from ‘Scary Movie 2’
I might be a bit late to game on the topic of Doorballs—bronzed door knockers with balls—but here I am blogging about it, anyway. I had no idea something like this actually existed. I knew about Truck Nutz, obviously, but this, no. I recall a short scene in Scary Movie 2 that had a door knocker with balls but I didn’t think it was real thing that could be purchased. Don’t even ask I discovered this today. I just “stumbled upon them.” Just go with that excuse. Please.
There’s a Doorballs website that sells these knockers. They’re various prices depending on what style and quality you want. There’s even just lower torso if you don’t want the body!
I did find Doorballs on Amazon for $199.00. The description says they’re “bronzed.”