You may recall Michael Voris from this video, “What’s So Bad About Theocracy, Anyway?” that explains why the United States needs a Christian dictator.

It’s simple: pro-gay, pro-abortion “parasitic” liberals get to vote.

Voris is the controversial star of the formerly named “Real Catholic TV” web series. Yesterday, the conservative crusader announced that his show will henceforth be known as “Church Militant TV” and that he will be relaunching his brand (The Archdiocese of Detroit have sensibly asserted that Voris was not authorized to speak for the real Catholic Church and so now he’s using this more appropriate name).

You probably think this is an Onion parody, don’t you?

It’s not.

One more winner from Real Catholic TV: Socialism is Evil