Have you ever seen the shitty 1977 Italian horro flick Yeti: The Giant of the 21st Century? I hope not. It’s one of those bad, bad movies you can feel all superior to and laugh at, but it really laughs at you baby, because YOU are the asshole who sat through it! The King Kong-esque plot involves a Yeti that is preserved for a million years in an iceberg near Greenland who is taken into captivity and into civiliazation. The inept film’s best moment comes at the end, when this ridiculous song, Funny Disco Sound (credited to the Yetians!) comes on during the closing credits. Dig the “I barely speak English” lyrics. Score by Sante Maria Romitelli.

The Yeti’s big
The Yeti’s tough
But he’s so good

He is so big
The Man of stone
But he won’t harm you
The Yeti
He is so tough
The man of stone
But he won’t kill you
The Yeti

I can’t embed it here, so click through to the Trash Palace blog and have a listen there. Be warned, this atrocious tune will be in your head for the rest of the day. Should you find yourself tonight, awake in bed, grinding your teeth to this song, don’t say I didn’t warn you.