From the Etsy store that brought you Vegan Vulva Lip Balm and the Frida Kahlo Uterus Plushie:
Worried that your uterus is too small? Wow them the next time you go to the gynecologist, be the envy of all of your peers. Why is this Spanish woman so happy? Just look at the size of her uterus! Order now and see instant results! All that and a money back guarantee! This pillow is 20” tall, 29” wide and has a wing span of 69”! (Basically she is really really big). Made with super soft fleece and flannel ovaries she makes a great cuddle buddy.
@ Etsy: VulvaLoveLovely’s Utera Maxima
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