Here’s something I definitely do not need, but gosh darn it do I want it! Who wouldn’t want a coffin-shaped Elvira beach towel?

It looks like the Elvira site released the coffin towel late last night and it’s selling for a mere $32.00. You can get your hands on it here.

The coffin towel measures 63” x 34” in. and is 100% cotton. According to the description it’s “soft.”

Below, the trailer for ‘Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.’

 
h/t Izzi Krombholz