The Village Voice has started a petition to revoke Donald Trump’s social media privileges. This is a cause I can get behind.

The sun came up yesterday, so it should come as no surprise to anyone that billionaire “Birther” bozo Donald Trump made a complete ass of himself.

In addition to making an ass of himself all day yesterday, “the Donald” made an ass of himself all day today—and will continue to make an ass of himself tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day.

In an effort to save Trump from himself, we’ve started a petition to get him kicked off the Internet. And we—and “the Donald”—need your help.
Trump’s Twitter twerpiness has been well-chronicled by this publication and other media outlets. And it needs to come to an end before the ego-gasm he has every time people acknowledge that he still exists literally makes his bulbous head explode.

The latest ramblings of America’s dopiest billionaire were in response to the re-election of Kenyan Manchurian Candidate Barack Obama. We’ll spare you the details, but—surprise, surprise—Trump made an ass of himself.

“The Donald’s” bumbling “tweets” were so douchey that NBC News anchor Brian Williams reported them with the preface that Trump has “driven well past the last exit to relevance.”

Signing this would be an exercise in futility, but it is funny.