Last week Tara McGinley posted about a “fully functional” vagina mask. Well, just to show what’s good the goose is good for the gander? Anyway, here’s a penis mask to exteriorize your inner dickhead.

This decidedly non-functional latex willie/bell end/gerry helmet/penis mask is up-for-grabs on eBay and costs £15.99—around $20. According to the seller—this knob job is the perfect mask for Halloween, or a bachelorette party, or maybe for wearing to that job interview or on that really important first date. One potential use is would be a Kick-Ass style DIY superhero (“The Dickhead” or “The Erector” come a bit too obviously to mind as possible names).

Anyhow, you can get yours here or in the US here...before they sell out.