Before I start, the above image is a CUCUMBER. SHE IS MUNCHING ON A CUCUMBER. Strategically, placed, I’ll grant you, but a CUCUMBER nonetheless…
Anyway, martial arts legend Lou Casamassa’s 1990 self-defense video Rapist Beware! trains women on defending themselves from sexual predators and… CUCUMBERS.
Brought to you by the fine folks at Everything is Terrible.
Via High Definite