“Hi, I am a 37 year old, single male hoarder looking for a housemate. I have a two-bedroom, one bathroom house in the Silverlake/Los Feliz area of Los Angeles (pictures below). I am looking for someone to help with the rent and bills. Price is negotiable.

Please, no drugs or smoking in the house, or any late night guests or parties. No pets. Perfect for a college/grad student.”

NO PETS?!?!? And WHO would bring someone over to this dump in the first place? WOW!

Via Doug Stanhope’s Twitter feed

 
No fatties or producers of bad or derivative art forms need apply.

Via Gawker