C’mon, people, this happened to me all the time in 8th grade, and not once did I ever press charges:
A Florida man is facing misdemeanor battery charges for holding closed one nostril and blowing bloody mucus on his girlfriend after a fight. The 44-year-old Crestview man had been in an altercation before blowing the contents of his nose on his girlfriend, the Crestview Bulletin reports.
Details of the fight in which the man received the bloody nose were not released. The woman was splattered with snot containing the blood and other bodily fluids on her face, chest, arms and pants, but showed no signs of any injury that could have caused the blood to be hers.
Is it that hard to sustain a relationship these days without having to splatter your mate with nose blood? Hey, unnamed Crestview couple, take a cue from Sarah and Colin Kavanagh!